Ass and Nose, originally uploaded by ** GoSpeed Racer **.

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape,

You don’t spit into the wind,

You don’t grab the ass of the ole Edloe Fembot,

and you don’t mess around with Crap.

Poor fella. If he’d asked Crap for a kleenex she’d a given it to him. The funeral is next week.

(sound of Taps playing)